Who's Yer Agent?

[Chad]

Dear Mr. Cutlets, how does one con a publisher into producing something as bizarre and wonderful as Meat Me in Manhattan? Is there a movie deal in the works? If so, who would play you on the big screen?

Yer pal,

Chad

[Mister_Cutlets]

No agent, Chad. Just meaty merit (and a small press with an appetite for a niche product.) As for the movie Mr. Cutlets, Most of actors of choice, such as Peter Ustinov, Sidney Greenstreet, Joe Turkel, Ben Johnson, and Timothy Carey are dead. So I would have to go with Andrew Robinson, I think, or Burt Young.

yours,

Mr. Cutlets