Entries: Round Twelve

maggiethecat · October 21, 2003

Tell me about Lunch on the Lawn. Be brilliant, svp.

guajolote · October 23, 2003

Dear, where should I attach the wine clip first?

maggiethecat · October 23, 2003

Mr. G.: You get an honorary Gully just for reading instructions!

guajolote · October 23, 2003

Mr. G.: You get an honorary Gully just for reading instructions!

:wub:

I took me two days though.

Andy Lynes · October 23, 2003

"Ok lady, this finger is loaded. Stop drowning my dog or the girl gets it, see?"

Bux · October 23, 2003

No comment, but I'd have "I want some seafood mama" playing in the background. The original Fats Waller please, not the Andrew Sisters.

hollywood · October 23, 2003

"And now for the amuse-bouche...."

Varmint · October 23, 2003

"Ahem, gee, thanks, Louie, but what I really wanted was a chicken breast."

Chad · October 23, 2003

The long-winded stories will have to wait a little. Let's start with a couple of captions:

1) Pull my finger

:raz:

Chad

Chad · October 23, 2003

2) Dude, will you cheer up! We've got food. We've got wine. We've got naked chicks. Will you stop being so fuckin' morose all the time.

Chad · October 23, 2003

3) Did I tell you, or what? It's the tassel, man. Women will get nasty for a man with a tassel.

Chad

Edited October 23, 2003 by Chad (log)

Varmint · October 23, 2003

Not an entry, but if you look at the chick in the water and the boat, either that woman is incredibly huge or the boat is tiny. Or maybe I have no sense of perspective.

Chad · October 23, 2003

Not an entry, but if you look at the chick in the water and the boat, either that woman is incredibly huge or the boat is tiny. Or maybe I have no sense of perspective.

There's a boat?

Chad

Varmint · October 23, 2003

Not an entry, but if you look at the chick in the water and the boat, either that woman is incredibly huge or the boat is tiny. Or maybe I have no sense of perspective.
There's a boat?
Chad

Look just above the dude's turban. That's a rowboat, isn't it?

Carolyn Tillie · October 23, 2003

Guess I'll never win at strip poker...

Al_Dente · October 24, 2003

Not an entry, but if you look at the chick in the water and the boat, either that woman is incredibly huge or the boat is tiny. Or maybe I have no sense of perspective.
There's a boat?
Chad
Look just above the dude's turban. That's a rowboat, isn't it?

I believe Chad was being facetious, my friend. Reminds me of that "optical illusion" email going around. Seen it?

snowangel · October 24, 2003

But, there's a hair in my food.

Varmint · October 24, 2003

Not an entry, but if you look at the chick in the water and the boat, either that woman is incredibly huge or the boat is tiny. Or maybe I have no sense of perspective.
There's a boat?
Chad
Look just above the dude's turban. That's a rowboat, isn't it?
I believe Chad was being facetious, my friend. Reminds me of that "optical illusion" email going around. Seen it?

Hey, bud, I ain't got no patience for that there facetious crap.

And who you callin' friend, chump???

Oh, it's you, Mike. Sorry about that.

That's still a big-ass woman.

Jason Perlow · October 24, 2003

TITLE: After 48 hours of Pig Pickin, and under the influence of Mark Stevens' spicy "wild mushroom" appetizer, the remaining "In-Crowd" relaxes au Naturale on the grounds of Chateau Varmint.

Al_Dente · October 24, 2003

TITLE: After 48 hours of Pig Pickin, and under the influence of Mark Stevens' spicy "wild mushroom" appetizer, the remaining "In-Crowd" relaxes au Naturale on the grounds of Chateau Varmint.

So which eGullet member is SHE?

(sorry, you set yourself up)

guajolote · October 24, 2003

TITLE: After 48 hours of Pig Pickin, and under the influence of Mark Stevens' spicy "wild mushroom" appetizer, the remaining "In-Crowd" relaxes au Naturale on the grounds of Chateau Varmint.
So which eGullet member is SHE?
(sorry, you set yourself up)

It's definately Varmint in drag.

Varmint · October 24, 2003

TITLE: After 48 hours of Pig Pickin, and under the influence of Mark Stevens' spicy "wild mushroom" appetizer, the remaining "In-Crowd" relaxes au Naturale on the grounds of Chateau Varmint.
So which eGullet member is SHE?
(sorry, you set yourself up)
It's definately Varmint in drag.

Actually, I am a woman. I was in drag for the pig pickin'.

Jason Perlow · October 24, 2003

Pigstockpalooza, 1968:

HEARD OVER THE LOUDSPEAKER:

"Everyone, stay calm, but it appears we have some bad brown vidalia onion hushpuppies circulating around. We advise you not to eat it, but its your own decision. Peace and Love, everybody!"

Al_Dente · October 24, 2003

TITLE: After 48 hours of Pig Pickin, and under the influence of Mark Stevens' spicy "wild mushroom" appetizer, the remaining "In-Crowd" relaxes au Naturale on the grounds of Chateau Varmint.
So which eGullet member is SHE?
(sorry, you set yourself up)
It's definately Varmint in drag.
Actually, I am a woman. I was in drag for the pig pickin'.

That explains why as the night wore on, I was admiring your rack more and more. :rolleyes: