The eGullet Diet Contest

[Stone]

O.k., I know this will get moved -- but this is the place for eGullet competitions.

Which of you fatties want to join me?

Suggested rules:

1) We're on the honor system. You're only cheating yourself (and us). Cheaters will be banned.

2) Pure pounds v. percentage weight dropped? I'm open to suggestions -- but then it will generate some ridiculous discussion about what's a good weight loss per body frame, blah blah blah. Pure pounds dropped. If you can't lose more than me, then you're not fat enough to begin with.

3) Timing -- slow and low or a quick drop? A one month contest? Two?

4) The prize -- Dinner at . . . wait -- food is not a prize (lesson number one). But what else is there?

5) Fat Guy must participate. We know he's only fat because he wants to be and doesn't see a need to lose weight. But just think how much fun you'll have putting back on the pounds after you've won.

When do we start?

Edited July 17, 2003 by Stone (log)

[IrishCream]

Pure pounds only! I will represent my husband. He'll beat you hands over fist Stone! You don't stand a chance.

[jackal10]

This is surely contrary to the principles and spirit of EG.

The prize should be for the least painful diet.

We need to figure a system that still results in effective weight loss, but allows us to eat foie gras, BBQ ribs, full-fat cheese, chocolate, bread, new potatoes, pasta and all the delicious things we love, as well as dine out without hassle.

Drugs?

[dumpling]

This is surely contrary to the principles and spirit of EG.

The prize should be for the least painful diet.

We need to figure a system that still results in effective weight loss, but allows us to eat foie gras, BBQ ribs, full-fat cheese, chocolate, bread, new potatoes, pasta and all the delicious things we love, as well as dine out without hassle.

Drugs?

Metamphetamine. But that will cut your appetite as well so forget it.

Chinese Dieter's Tea- but then you'll get the trots.

Stomach stapling-oh sacrilege!

Liposuction?

[jackal10]

Better tailor for new suits.

[Marlene]

This is surely contrary to the principles and spirit of EG.

The prize should be for the least painful diet.

We need to figure a system that still results in effective weight loss, but allows us to eat foie gras, BBQ ribs, full-fat cheese, chocolate, bread, new potatoes, pasta and all the delicious things we love, as well as dine out without hassle.

Drugs?

We're working on it!