Unsurprisingly, that didn't go as planned. it seems the meal I ordered for tonight is actually for tomorrow. Quite how that happened remains a mystery, but I am full of drugs and stress.
Anyway, one lovely young nurse took pity on the old fool and personally ordered me a meal from China's leading delivery app.
Not only that but she downloaded and installed the app in my phone and patiently taught me how to use it.
After reimbursing her I enjoyed
Hot Pepper Beef
Rice with Pickles and Sesame Seeds
There was also a thin soup of chicken broth and cabbage. Happy mouth.