Due those incorrigible enablers, @C. sapidus and @Smithy 😂, I found myself splashing out on a six-pack of the black stuff. Guinness is barely known here and, outside of Beijing and Shanghai impossible to find on draught. Not even much there. Hong Kong is a much better bet.
All I can get here is the canned, low 4.2 ABV version, imported from Dublin. Still. Better than no Guinness. It costs around $1 USD per can which isn't bad but twice the price of local beers.
It's not very clear, but so little-known is it, they feel the need to give instructions on the can on how to chill it, pour it and drink it! Those I don't need!