nope
get your self a job as a perfume sniffer :
http://www.ehow.com/how_5716856_become-smell-tester-perfume-company.html
or a Nose
https://www.winefrog.com/definition/151/nose-wine
Im not making this up
id go with Chanel for the perfume :
https://www.winefrog.com/definition/151/nose-wine
and
as a Journey Person for the Cellars of Paris or NYCity
Im not making this up.
I would not mind a case or two of the the First Growths you rate below 97.
just a few a year.
BTW being a Nose is a real thing. very much in demand
just a few cases a year would be fine. Older the Better
no Channel, thanks.