This is the sort of thread I can see myself contributing to regularly.
This was supposedly kidneys in a red wine sauce. It looks like I've swallowed it, half digested it and thrown it back up! Tasted OK, though.
This Thai style crab cake looks like it was plated by lobbing it out the window of a passing plane. Then someone seems to have peed on the plate.
The subtle art of plating meatballs in tomato sauce with rice. Picasso eat your heart out - it would be better than eating this mess.
BBQ sausage. Burnt to a cinder at one end; still raw at the other.
Maillard effect gone ballistic.
