Heeheeheehee. My little sister (known as "20-20" because when her teacher said, "Kristen Butler, what's your IQ?!" she stood up and said emphatically, "Twenny twenny!") was roasting her first chicken. She called up Mama to ask how it was done, and meantime was cleaning out the cavity. "Mama, something's in here!" Mom said, "Honey, that's the giblets and organs." Krissy sounded so disappointed. "Oh. I thought I won something."