a show where really bad cooks get an intervention. think Queer Eye but only with Ted. families can write in pleading for a Cooking makeover. Ideal candidate does horrible things to vegetables, burns water, basically has no clue how to put ingredients together in order to produce a meal. A chef or a nutritionist can come in and teach the clueless nominee about good food, how to pick produce, how to use a knife.....that sort of stuff. kind of like food 911, but not based on cooking one specific dish. tailor it to the individual. and then have a panel of judges vote on the food, and if they give it the thumbs up, the nominee gets a kitchen remodel.