Cleavage Creek Cellars For Sale

[Rebel Rose]

There's no winery, there's no vineyard, but here you go, for only $460,000:

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I wonder what comes with the 'turnkey operation' . . .

[dockhl]

There's no winery, there's no vineyard, but here you go, for only $460,000:

Classified Ad in the Wine Enthusiast

I wonder what comes with the 'turnkey operation' . . .

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ACK........sleazy. Where do the wines come from? Thought it appropriate that they give 10% to BREAST cancer research.........

[Mayhaw Man]

Well, you know, sex sells.

I'm not saying it's right, I'm just saying....

You have to actually be a member to see the models! That's hysterically funny.

[Gifted Gourmet]

You have to actually be a member to see the models! That's hysterically funny.

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That's good business ...

[JohnL]

I don't know why--but for some reason the first question that came to my mind was regarding their policy re: malo-lactic fermentation.

[Gifted Gourmet]

malo-lactic fermentation.

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Malolactic fermentation tends to create a rounder, fuller mouthfeel in subject wines ...

[DTBarton]

Well, we certainly need to keep abreast of the situation............

[jrufusj]

Damn punsters here are going to milk this for all it's worth.

[MGLloyd]

Meh. You've seen one, you've seen 'em both.

[mizducky]

Gives a whole new meaning to the term "jug wine".

(Ow. I think I just hurt myself.)

[Raoul Duke]

I must admit this conversation is titillating.

Raoul

"I may be old, but I ain't dead".

[MGLloyd]

So was it cold in the winery that day, or are the models just happy to see us?

[Mano]

I guess they're selling because business was a big bust.

Edited March 11, 2006 by Mano (log)

[Abra]

Only boobs would drink it.

[dockhl]

You don't really drink much, just have a little nip now and then ..............

[MGLloyd]

To everyone, thanks for the mammaries.....