Matching cheese to the mood

[MHesse]

I imagine that you have been asked any number of interesting, amusing, dull, or thought provoking questions about what cheese to buy from your customers across the counter.

Are there certain cheeses that promote a romantic mood, such as a triple creme brie for example? Or perhaps you'd just like to relate some of the more unusual questions you've been asked over the years.

Thanks!

[master cheesemonger/grocer]

This is among the most unusual questions I've been asked. No, there are no cheeses I feel are more conducive to romance.

Maybe I'll relate some of my retail experiences at a later date. I just can't keep up with this eGullet workload. I've got stores to run.