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Entries: Round Thirteen

maggiethecat

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tryska

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Niki Taylor’s Shopping List

1 box Devil Dogs

1 dozen eggs

1 package Double Stuff Oreos

1 case Diet Coke

3 frozen burritos, bean

2 boxes Dove Bars

1 bag Hershey’s Kisses

1 loaf whole wheat bread, organic

1 lb. Baby carrots

4 pints Ben & Jerry’s ice cream

1 small jar Jif peanut butter

1 carton Marlboro Lights

1 bottle syrup of ipecac

heeyyy......this looks just like the Barbi Twins pre-recovery list.

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hollywood

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The Witches

poison'd entrails

toad

Swelter'd venom

fillet of a fenny snake

Eye of newt

toe of frog

Wool of bat

tongue of dog

Adder's fork

blind-worm's sting

Lizard's leg

owlet's wing

Scale of dragon

tooth of wolf

Witches' mummy

maw and gulf of the ravin'd salt-sea shark

Root of hemlock

Liver of blaspheming Jew

Gall of goat

slips of yew

Nose of Turk

Tartar's lips

Finger of birth-strangled babe

tiger's chaudron

baboon's blood

cauldron

matches

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David Blaine:

"There is no sincerer love than the love of food."  -George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman, Act 1

 

"Imagine all the food you have eaten in your life and consider that you are simply some of that food, rearranged."  -Max Tegmark, physicist

 

Gene Weingarten, writing in the Washington Post about online news stories and the accompanying readers' comments: "I basically like 'comments,' though they can seem a little jarring: spit-flecked rants that are appended to a product that at least tries for a measure of objectivity and dignity. It's as though when you order a sirloin steak, it comes with a side of maggots."

 

A king can stand people's fighting, but he can't last long if people start thinking. -Will Rogers, humorist

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