Competition Round Seven: Captions, What Was She Th

[Varmint]

Rocco DiSpirito's mother is relegated to the back of the kitchen, performing only menial tasks, as the NBC cameras roll.

[food4thought]

Four year of college, four years of college! and all I have to show is this bowl of tuna fish! I should have slept with Clinton I could be a star by now!!

[Nick]

"If the Perlows want larb balls, I'll give 'em the goddamned larb balls."

I think Varmint's pulled ahead.

[Suzanne F]

I don't know, Nick, I almost lost it over Foodie 52's first from last night.

Maggie, GOOD LUCK!!!!! These are all great.

[foodie52]

Why...thank you, Suzanne! I am truly flattered!

[steverino]

This job is SO beneath me.

These little heathens don't even appreciate my egg and tuna salad!

[Chad]

AP Wire Photo: Ever mindful of closing the gap on Typhoid Mary's record, Salmonella Sal dishes up her (in)famous Chicken Tartare.

Chad

Added because I first posted this in the wrong place. Ack.

[maggiethecat]

Maggie, GOOD LUCK!!!!!  These are all great. 

Suzanne, you're right. Thank God JAZ and Dave are around to help me out with this one!

[hheman]

Damn, I have to make this crap every time Restaurant Week comes around.