Today, I had a busy time taking photographs of something I have absolutely no interest in to accompany an article I wrote about something I have even less interest in, but some idiot is willing to pay me for, so in the relentless quest to maintain my supply of beer and noodles coupons, ,decorated with pictures of Chairman Mao, I agreed. I have no morals.
When I got home, after no thought whatsoever, I decided I needed my annual burger. When you see the appalling picture, you will realise why anyone dumb enough to pay me to take pictures is even more disturbed than me.
To compound the infamy, I made and ate two.
