A million years ago
when I was an ' advanced scut dog and slave '
after Rounds
I used to sneak down to the Cafeteria
and get a fresh bagel and pass it though the toaster.
Id get a huge amount of cream cheese ( you added that to your plate , before there were ' scales ' )
and two ( one / bagel ) huge breakfast sausages . Soo good
those sausages were about the size of three or yours
then return and eat them reading the NYTimes
they had rocking chairs back then, and Id help myself to one.
until I had to deal with some sort of Fire.
Still alive , I am !
sadly , no maple syrup