I apologise from the heart of my bottom. I have no intention of terrifying you, but please call for an ambulance or any other emergency service. Call for UN intervention forces. Call for Ghostbusters. Call my mother!
I've accidentally gone vegetarian (nearly). But worry not. Only for one emergency meal. Tomorrow my teeth will be ripping raw meat from the sides of un-slaughtered livestock as usual.
This momentous insult to gastronomy and good taste has come about due to a fridge malfunction and I need to empty said ice-box before the people who know about fridges turn up to overcharge me for returning it to sensible behaviour.
So, what we have (I had) was a sort of soupy thing with carrots, celery, leeks, garlic, cranberry beans, garlic and conchiglie in a CHICKEN broth. (See, I haven't surrendered yet!) And a bit of baguette I found in the still functioning freezer section.
