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Out of the mouths of babes . . .

Fat Guy

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Pierogi

Pierogi

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OMG, I'm so surprised no one else has come up with this one, it was *my* classic (bowing & taking applause.......)

"Horsey ovaries" for hors d'oeuvre.

Mom just looked very non-plussed and said "Don't say that again !"

"Why not, Mommy??"

"Just don't."

--Roberta--

"Let's slip out of these wet clothes, and into a dry Martini" - Robert Benchley

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My *outside* blog, "A Pound Of Yeast"

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BekkiM

BekkiM

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My husband doesn't drink coffee, but goes through diet coke like it's going out of style. To my young son, it was always "Daddy Coke"

The funniest (although this isn't exactly food) was when our nanny said she'd put something in the microwave when we were in a hotel one day and he looked shocked, blurting out "why is it your crowave?" Very nice. :)

Feast then thy heart, for what the heart has had, the hand of no heir shall ever hold.
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