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Chef/Writer Spencer

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  1. No...I will not employ crackheads. I will employ pot heads--only if I've worked with them before and know they're capable of the hours, heat, and cooking well. There, I think, Tony and I agree. I think Tony's blanket statement that pot makes you lazy, sleepy etc. is based on the fact that the last time he ran a kitchen Strom Thurmond was making cohesive arguements on the floor. Ask Tony about drug abuse and conducting operations on an independently produced television show and I'll bet you get the post of the year.
  2. Invento...totally off topic but there's a pattern forming here. Go back over the last three pages of your posts and you've gone back and edited almost all of them. Are you second guessing your position? There something oddly Dr. Smith of Lost in Space fame about you...and I think I like it. I can't explain that, just a feeling.
  3. How astute! Let's say you've paid your dues when you land your first naked blender ad.
  4. As opposed to what? Curly leaf parsley is fine for garnish, but not much else. I see no Philistine here. Jim Alright I have to say something... Curly parsley and Italian parsley taste identical. The Thomas Keller model is flawed on this one. It's bullshit. The difference is about 59 cents a pound.
  5. We all love our Fat Guy don't get me wrong...but that last post read like the ingredient list for a Totino's meat lovers deluxe. I got vertigo half way through.
  6. How did this troubling thought pop into your head? Maybe read a book.
  7. All of this is making me want to get my shovel sized razor blade out and snort right on the line.
  8. Hate to say it--because Ramsay's one of my heroes--but after seeing what happened in the press after the vegetarian affair, it wouldn't be a stretch to attribute some of his reaction to damage control.
  9. Cut down on the ritalin and it may have the same effect.
  10. Not staffed by people trying to escape horrors of poverty necessarily. People cook professionally for a million different reasons...some of which are only discovered after hauling whale heavy garbage loads to the curb year after year like in my case. Some people find an element of romance, camraderie others are there because they're too fucking ignorant to sport a suit and tie and join the docket waiving intelligencia who only allocate Friday and Saturday nights for a good "pisser". There are some pocketbook queens who think that one day they'll be a better patissier than Jacques Torres a
  11. That's the first passionate post you've contributed in quite a while there Finch-o--I will congratulate myself for stirring you to arms. But hey, I'll let Tony Bourdain mis-spell my name but you haven't earned the right. It's SPENCER dude. It looks like you read my posts, focused in on the dirty words and thus formed your lynch party. Who's shouting and screaming? The first edict of American kitchen management is human frailty is fodder for the masses. We never claimed to be pious and diplomatic--though I'd say 75 percent of American kitchen display some semblance of hushed predjudice,
  12. Damn Steve, rockin' good man. Just one question---marengada?
  13. I've worked Kosher functions, and while being a royal pain in the ass, I found value in the traditions.
  14. I think you will find the laws somewhat different in the UK than in Memphis. That is what they were discussing. Oh I realize that Craig. I'm just admiring our neophyte's style. He's another ranter/speak first-think later/Jack Kerouac of the kitchen. There's passion in his posts, and a modicum of sense in his words. I can relate to the urges he pukes forth.
  15. Glad to see I'm not the only mouth frother here. Go get em Malachi. Let them figure it out. Never cowtow to the simple minds--even if you're point is so complex that it alludes....
  16. I said I hate dealing with alcoholics...and I meant at work. But, you're right again oh sage of the underbelly, there are non-culpable drunks, who know when to imbibe and when to kick ass. As far as outside work...most of my buds are big time boozers.
  17. I haven't read the book, but you were glad it wasn't pithy? Why? Perhaps because Pepin isn't pithy.
  18. No of course not Tony...I just have, like a lot of people on this thread have, strong opinions on way or the other. Crack heads are what you said they are...and in fact introduce a predictable quotient of violence to the mix, which when combined with fire, knives and cash registers make for a deadly combo. Just from my personal experience--other than MY OWN problems--I fuckin' hate dealing with alcoholics. I have that sinking cold water feeling everytime I realize one of my cooks has hit the Wycliff. Luckily with this club gig, two thirds of my staff are Christians and the other third ab
  19. Maybe he chose a controversial shape, but to give Tony a little credit, at least he admitted he was leaving out Memphis (and I suppose St. Louis too ). I Mea culpa times two. And you know what? As I was drifting off to sleep last night I realized my square analogy sucked. That ain't no square. Maybe a shizquare?
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