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Chef/Writer Spencer

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  1. Chef/Writer Spencer

    What to do with kaitifi

    Dude. What is that? You cook like a Klingon man. That's fucked up.
  2. Chef/Writer Spencer

    Gordon Ramsay demands drugs tests

    I agree with Tommy...mark this day down. Macrosan, it's gonna be ok. Cheer up. The day I'm considered anything more than a crank will be the day you know the end has come. Fat Guy, knowing this, is just egging on an interesting interplay that for sure would yield some good one liners. If you're interested in seeing how far Fat Guy is willing to go towards ACTUALLY cementing his place in the pantheon of anger driven purple prose may I direct you to the Fight Club thread--a beautiful display of powertripping filth if there ever was one. Mr. Lynes I will defer to your authority here and respect that you will not tolerate the abuses of my keyboard any furthur. Unless someone calls my dear departed mother a c*** I'm signing off on this thread. Thanks. That was a pucker edit...Thank you sir...
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    Gordon Ramsay demands drugs tests

    You don't know how glad I am to hear that. I will be holding you to your promise. Not worth my time. Indeed, time much better spent harping on endlessly in your invented language about your Bourdainesque existence. The weather's lovely here...how's the weather there in England? Is it raining. It rained a lot last week but today were all good. Have a good one Lord.
  4. Chef/Writer Spencer

    Gordon Ramsay demands drugs tests

    You don't know how glad I am to hear that. I will be holding you to your promise. Not worth my time.
  5. Chef/Writer Spencer

    Gordon Ramsay demands drugs tests

    Hey pal, just like you THINK your posts matter I KNOW mine do--that's not necessarily a point in my favor since the overwhelming sentiment I receive VIA PM is negative but there are some troubled folks out there that can identify with the realities of which I speak. I'm not going to sit here and get embroiled in a pissing contest with you though, however savory and satisfying the prospect may be. If I've made you itch, squirm in that uncomfortable chair that you occupy so readily, then I think my work here is a fait au complet. Over and out there fruitcake. Captain Romaine.
  6. Chef/Writer Spencer

    Gordon Ramsay demands drugs tests

    I find it rather interesting that you stay away from eGullet for weeks, or days as the case may be--I'm not rabidly hunting down your posts like you with me so I wouldn't know, then you focus in on my depravities like some policing element and overlook the rest of the worthwhile and intellectually stimulating entries contained herein. LML, there's a whole thread here of fine points, good arguements and troubling statistics. Why don't you hone your tremendous yearning for superiority in on the posters who give a fuck. Because I sir, only feed off your petty and selective desire to make me feel small.
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    Gordon Ramsay demands drugs tests

    Back in the day I used to test for drugs myself...if you weren't doing em you'd be relegated to the dish hole. Kind of like the Guns and Roses urban legend, who ever wasn't smackin' went packin'.
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    Gordon Ramsay demands drugs tests

    I suppose an impromptu houka fest is out.
  9. Chef/Writer Spencer

    Have You Ever Eaten Your Way through the Menu?

    There's a not so cozy little meat market on the Corner of St. Charles and Carrollton in the Big Easy that boasts the largest beer selection in the world (at least they did when I was there a couple years ago). I got about three quarters through that. That's gotta count from something. Does anyone remember the name?
  10. Chef/Writer Spencer

    Like bottled water for rabbits

    The title of this thread should be "The Vindication of Rachael Ray."
  11. Chef/Writer Spencer

    Becoming a chef vs. home life (wife)?

    Not necessarily...I've got the best relationship ever with my kids. My ex? Fuck her.
  12. Chef/Writer Spencer

    Four New Shows on the Food Network

    I have trained you well beans....
  13. Chef/Writer Spencer

    Becoming a chef vs. home life (wife)?

    You've got kids? Holy shit, dude, that's the scariest thing I've ever read on the Internet. Got a pic of me with them...for the right price...believe or not, I'm the best dad around....
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    Becoming a chef vs. home life (wife)?

    Well, to be honest, I was in rock star mode and my wife was in we just had two kids back to back and I need a break mode. I was never around to help, so one thing lead to the other.
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    Essential oils

    I love being trumped by a pastry chef...doesn't happen all that often!
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