Thanks for not being snarky. But even mentioning you have to abstain from being so is, actually, snarky.
I can’t cook and I don’t try to because I mess up 70% of the time and despite being fortunate enough to make mistakes, it really upsets me to waste food.
I did make cheese fondue tonight and we had crusty Italian bread, baby potatoes, mushrooms, carrots and yes, ham— not spam. My husband and I enjoyed it and that’s all that matters to me.
I wasn’t being an asshole by asking about spam. I bought it and my thought process was ham and cheese go together.
This is why why I don’t post here often. Lesson learned.