Get Your Roxxoff

[the booze dealer]

This alcopop does not really fit into the categories available but I suppose it could be considered as a "Vodka cocktail". There has been a much controversy in the media about this product. I suppose it would be placed in the stimulant category, in the Red Bull genre. However there was a scientifically conducted test on BBC Radio 4, Today programme, where in a controlled blind test against a leading alcopop , after 3 bottles imbibed, there were measurable results. You only have to key in "roxxoff" into a search engine to see the media coverage. The self appointed booze industry watchdog in the UK, The Portman Group, are actively trying to ban this product. http://www.roxxoff.com have decided to only supply Roxxoff to licenced premises. And online by the case @ http://www.cultdrinks.co.uk. This is to avoid the product being available to under-age drinkers. 85% of under-age drinkers obtain there alcohol from off licenses and supermarkets, the primary outlets for alcopops such as Bacardi Breezer and WKD. Where did you obtain your booze for your first experience of an alcohol induced technicolour yawn?.....probabably your local Offy or liquor store, probably purcased for you by a spotty "adult".

Roxxoff is an Adult drink with aphrodisiac connotations. This is allegedly a free country, although the nanny state looms large. Adults should be able to try this totally legal product and come (sic) to there own conclusions.