Today was busy. Very busy. Too lazy and tired to cook so picked up a takeout meal from a “Thai” place near my home.
Their description (translated from Chinese): a) Pineapple and crab fried rice. b) Thai garlic ribs. c) Stir fried cabbage. d) Tom Yum Soup
My description (translated from reality): a) Fried rice with one small piece of fake crab (surimi) and two dried shrimp. b) Flavourless ribs with zero garlic or Thai flavours. c) Unseasoned watery cabbage. d) Inedible mud.
Never again.
