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Yes, the Black Helicopters are Following You

Joe Blowe

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Joe Blowe

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From the Russian News & Information Agency :cool:

The government of Belgium's French-speaking region of Wallonia, which has a population of about 4 million, has approved a tax on barbequing, local media reported.

[...] Beginning June 2007, residents of Wallonia will have to pay 20 euros for a grilling session.

The local authorities plan to monitor compliance with... helicopters, whose thermal sensors will detect burning grills.

Bwahahahaha!

Ahem... discuss.

So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money. But when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness."

So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

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Kent D

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So, this is in response to global warming? What exactly do helicopters run on to remain in the air, and how do their emissions impact global warming? They might as well tax people for being in possession of cows and other gas-producing beasts as to tax people for cooking outdoors.

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But... but I read it on the Internets! It has to be true! :laugh:

So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money. But when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness."

So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

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