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  1. cant ground meat/minced meat be "juicer" than a steak?

    Possibly; if it has I haven't had it. Then again, I'm not a general fan of minced muscle. My mincer is mostly used for haggis and faggot prep.

    edited to add: errmm..its past one, dont you have a kitchen to run in the morning or somethin?

    It's past two. :) I usually get by on four hours a night.

  2. They don't write 'em like that anymore.

    They don't. At the moment I'm reading MFK Fisher's "With Bold Knife and Fork" and loving it.

    Ah, nostalgia... it's not what it used to be.

    this sounds a tad dodgy to me. i am not sure the 'molecular structure' can relax so much that the juices are 'reabsorbed' into the muscle fibres. as heat works on meat and curls the fibres causing the juices to leak, the fibres are destroyed. i dont think they are capable of 'reabsorbing' anything. can someone more knowledgable than me support me here?

    Interesting. The proteins would be denatured to a greater or lesser extent by cooking; an internal temperatue of much above 40C would lead to the fibres being functionally damaged.

    I'm not entirely sure that the fibres provide all the mechanism by which juices may be reabsorbed, nor that 'reabsorption' is indeed physically necessary to provide a juicier mouthfeel to the meat. One could hypothesise that "re-juicing" interstitial spaces between cells and between meat fibres themselves, even temporarily (the time between injecting and consumption) would be enough to provide more juiciness without the need for actual re-uptake by meat fibres.

    Maybe worth a little experimentation...

  3. Simple physics. When you take the loaf out of the oven, the temperature of the loaf drops. As the temperature drops, the air in the bubbles in your bread contracts, producing a slight inward-pull on the crust of the loaf from the inside, as the loaf shrinks slightly.

    If your loaf is of a thinly-crusted variety, the rigid crust gives way at various points due to this pull. Each little crack is audible. :)

    In essence, it's the exact parallel of the process whereby your crust sometimes cracks when you put your proved loaf in in the oven, just due to negative not positive pressure.

    Congratulations on your non-simian baguettes. :)

  4. In her eponymous cookbook, Alice B. Toklas includes a recipe, obtained from a surgeon, for a leg of mutton marinated in "Baume Samartain" (a mixture of old Burgundy — Beaune or Chambertin! — virgin olive oil and various herbs and spices), injected with orange juice and cognac, roasted, and served with a venison sauce into which is mixed two tablespoons of the blood of a hare. The resulting leg is "transformed into a strange and exquisite venison."

    Wasn't Alice B Toklas the lover of Gertrude Stein? I'm sure I saw a recipe of hers that included hashish in it somwhere...

  5. Yes it works, just shoot them up. Any melon can also be injected with whatever you like. Age melons 24 hours turning frequently to distribute the flavor. :wacko:  :wacko:  :laugh:

    I've managed to get the best part of a bottle of smirnoff vodka into a watermelon by injecting it. :)

  6. Dumb question: where do you get the syringes? Aren't they 'controlled"?

    Not in the UK. I have two sources; Westons, and Wildcat (a site for body piercing supplies) whose 2.7mm medicut needles come with syringes attached.

    I'm active in the piercing/body mod community, so I have easy access to all sorts of culinarily useful things through contacts there.

    I'm not sure where you can find equipment in other countries, but your best bet is probably medical supplies companies.

  7. I've used standard 2.7mm medicut needles for brining, and I carry smaller ones (21ga and 25ga) for injecting alcohol into fruits and other such things.

    5ml and 10ml syringes also make very handy alternatives to squeeze bottles for placing single drops of coulis or syrup on to plates, as you have complete control of the placement at all times; there's no gravity-induced dripping on to the plate after you've finished applying the coulis or syrup.

    I've also been known to vac-pack 10ml pouches of syrup and then use a syringe-needle assembly to puncture and withdraw the syrup, before removing the needle and using as described. Currently I'm using this for a passionfruit reduction which is dotted on to a passionfruit marshmallow as a garnish for a dessert.

  8. Why flute mushrooms?

    Because, like turning vegetables (although arguably turned vegetables are more 'useful'), young commis chefs need to learn that professional cooking should involve graft, dedication, and hard work before you get to play with the interesting stuff.

  9. Very slightly off topic, but my best friend worked as a research scientist for Univeler, and one of her more, erm, off-the-wall tasks in her career was to formulate fake excrement for the purposes of toilet-bowl cleaner testing.

    Apparently she had to consider such parameters are odour, viscosity, stickiness-to-porcelain, and something referred to as 'bitty-ness'.

    delightful. :)

  10. It isn't that interesting.  I happen to get a lot of wild game because I prepare game for hunters whose wifes can't or won't learn to fix it. (There are a lot of hunters around my area.) 

    As long I live, I'll remember a piece of advice given to me when I visited very, VERY rural upstate NY in the fall.

    "Allan, if you go out walking, try to look as little like game as possible".

    The only think I do not do is bear. One time was enough, took me months to get rid of the aroma.

    no comment. :)

  11. Rouen duck are quite large, and traditionally killed by smothering to prevent blood loss from the flesh. They're the ducks used at the Tour d'Argent for Caneton Presse, where your duck is numbered and records kept...

  12. I assume Stilton is ok since I can buy it locally in Florida.

    They probably have an import license. Customs seem to have something against the recreational cheese-bringer.

    I can't carry my pocket knife - my cuticle scissors - my cigarette lighter (effective 1/1) - or even my Coffeemate .  The last looks like explosive powder in x-ray machines.  Robyn

    I've travelled, post 9/11, with a full case of knives. The only stipulation was that I had to have them in the hold.

  13. Try renting a car. :laugh:  :laugh:

    I don't drive; I cycle! :rolleyes:

    Actually, in the UK it's quite easy to book a hotel room, rent a car or do other things without a credit card. We have debit cards, which are almost as well accepted as credit cards and function in the same way except that they draw on existing funds, not on a credit limit.

  14. Cafe 15 are requiring a credit card to hold dinner reservations during Restaurant Week, when they say they have a particular problem with no-shows. Certainly fair enough, but they don't do it over the phone, for security reasons, and aren't set up to do it through OpenTable for bookings made through that channel. So it's via fax only, which is cumbersome if, like me, you simply don't have one. Back to appearing in the flesh ahead of time, I guess.

    never mind the fax, I don't even have a credit card; I've never had an overriding need for one! :)

  15. Medium well instead of medium rare is never, ever acceptable; in that case it's clearly the fault of either the kitchen or the serving monkey.

    We may scowl and curse, but if it's a genuine mistake I'd feel more aggrieved if the customer was having to eat something he'd rather not in order to avoid offending sensibilities.

    As for extreme allergy issues, I do know of several local establishments that keep both benhadryl and epi pens in stock. One of my good friends was telling me about having to use one a few months ago. They called 911 and were instructed to use it.

    I'd avoid this like the fucking plague. Lawsuit, lawsuit, lawsuit, apart from actually being an illegal act in itself.

    You may, possibly, get away with handing the person the epi-pen and allowing them to medicate themselves, but under no circumstances are you allowed to administer either adrenaline in the UK or epinephrine in the US without proper training.

    I have seen someone lose a limb because an untrained person thought it would be a good idea to plunge the epipen into their ankle, the reason being that they were wearing a skirt and they didn't want to puncture it. Vasoconstriction led to necrosis, gangrene, and a below the knee amputation.

  16. Most non-stick coatings do eventually degrade, but if you handle the item properly -- no dishwasher, no scouring pads, not stored in a drawer getting scratched up by your forks and knives -- you should get many years of good service out of it.

    I'm afraid I follow the dictum "If you don't mind not seeing an item again, or at least not seeing it in the same (although cleaned) state it was in, don't give it to the porters to clean".

    I caught one of them using my brand new carving knife to punch air holes in an oil can the other day.

    He's Congolese, and since I happily speak French, I was able to communicate my rather strong displeasure concerning his actions.

    I imagine the fact that I locked him in the walk-in freezer for twenty minutes emphasised my displeasure equally effectively.

    Seriously though, I can't begin to tell you how many non-stick items I've had that have been wrecked by asinine porters.

  17. The number in the UK for the four emergency services (police, ambulance, fire brigade and coastguard) is 999. 112 also works, but not very many people know about it (apparently it was introduced so that if the 9 key on your phone was defective you were still in with a chance).

  18. This may or may not be strictly relevant...

    Very few places (certainly very few outside London unless they're serious gastrotemples) in the UK take credit card numbers, although I believe it's on the increase.

    I have worked in two establishments where it was common practise for the management to call up no-shows at 1am, at the end of service, and ask if they were still coming. They tended to get the message.

    Two tables of six not turning up three times a week, if you have fifty covers in your restaurant, is a significant dent in your finances.

    People should book responsibly; restaurants should treat bookings responsibly.

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