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What about something like this vinyl flannel-backed indoor/outdoor tablecloth? The color or size may not be what you're after, but the buzzphrases I think you need (again, I am no chocolatier) are 'just wipe it off' and 'heavy'.

Would a large Silpat work for the purpose? From what I've seen of chocolate work (with no personal experience) it looks to me like you need something stiff enough to lay lat on its own but smooth enough to be nonstick. Failing that, what about just a plastic picnic table cloth of the kind heavy enough to stay in place on cheap restaurant tables, with the occasional sponging-off? Are you worried that they might not be food-safe?

I'm reading comments in other topics that hint at cabin fever in the far north. Believe it or not, it can also happen in the south. We're out in the Southern California desert, in solitary splendor, and it's been too cool and much too windy to spend time outside cooking. The only reason we haven't moved on is the knowledge that every other place along our route is worse. A few days ago a ferocious storm system dropped rain to the east of us and snow to the west; the worst impact here was wind, and even that was worse only a few miles south, as we discovered when we went for propane: The center photo is our usual view of some nearby hills; at the upper right is the same view the morning after the dust storm. During the storm they couldn't be seen at all, but little of the dust came as far north as we're camped. There have been a lot of skillet dinners, cooked dinner salads, and burritos. This is the sort of thing we like to cook over the campfire, but of course they can be done inside instead. Burritos are also popular right now. When we left the Salton Sea we stocked up at a small grocery store with its own butcher counter. I found the marinated meats irresistible: citrus and spices on beef and chicken. I think this beef was labeled as 'flap meat' but there was a line behind me, so I didn't hold up the gang asking questions. The elements (the Beck's beer was for the cook): I've even tried breakfast burritos of my own making, having run out of crackers and been too lazy to make them. This was more work than I usually put into breakfast, but a lovely way to eat avocado.

@cakewalk, that's a strip I hadn't seen before. Thanks!

I agree with rotuts that a meat thermometer is very important. That said, I think if you want it rare you'll need to pull it at a lower temperature (I would shoot for 45 - 50 internal temperature, knowing that it will continue to cook after you pull it out of the oven - and that means less time. The geometry of the meat makes a difference, too: a cut with a thin cross-section will cook much more quickly than one with a thick cross-section. I state the obvious here as a lead-in to saying that I'm not sure I understand the cut you're cooking. Is it more or less the shape of this one? That roast was what we call a prime rib, somewhere in the 2.5 - 3kg region. If that's about the right shape, and if you like the final appearance, I can give more detail about what I did. Oh, and by the way - welcome to eGullet, Konfident Kook.

Oh, I think a lot of the members here enjoy reading the cultural aspects of food. I personally am one who enjoys cookbooks as much for the associated stories as for the recipes themselves. Is that what you mean?

Welcome, Tere! You do live in a beautiful part of the world, and like Deryn I look forward to reading more about your cookery...or your baking, or foraging, or wine, or - well, any of it. It sounds like you'll fit right in. What are some of the specific items you can forage around your farm? Are there any you can forage now, or are you under snow cover? Do you preserve any of your summer bounty? If you have any questions about how to use the forums or where to find something, don't hesitate to ask a host.

I have one also, newer than Andie's, but I wouldn't be without it. It's a classic, and it has worked well over the years.

Dutch Potato Bread, recipe from The Partisan Baker (a.k.a. @bethesdabakers).Mick posted here about this recipe last summer, and I finally got round to trying it. It was a new experience for me, and of course I came away with questions. This recipe calls for 125% starter, grated onions, grated potatoes, yogurt, grated cheese, and of course flour and salt. There is no water added. I kept checking the recipe. Nope, no water. I tried it as written, reserving the idea that if it didn't pull together properly then I might add a bit to help it along. As it turned out, there was no need; the dough came together and had plenty of moisture. What it didn't have, and never developed - despite kneading, stretching and folding, and proofing (all as I've been doing with my reliable loaves) - was a good rise or structure. If this had been mixed using commercial yeast I'd have concluded the yeast was dead. Since it was mixed using my well-fed and -refreshed, quite lively sourdough starter, that couldn't be the problem. Oh, it rose a little but refused to develop the texture I'd have expected. It lay flaccid in its bowl at room temperature, then overnight in the refrigerator, and the next day coming up to temperature. I considered kneading it more and perhaps adding some flour to try to make it less shaggy, then letting it proof longer. Then I decided to take the recipe at its word for proportions and stop waiting. I bunged it into a bread pan to give it some shape for the final rise. Doesn't look very promising here, does it? Nonetheless it browned and baked beautifully. It isn't a high loaf, but it isn't the brick the photos might suggest. It's dense, very flavorful and delightfully tangy. Here's the crumb: I will definitely make this again. I wonder about pointers, though. The recipe calls for wholemeal wheat flour. I had, and used, King Arthur White Whole Wheat flour. Would the flour difference account for this loaf's refusal to rise? Does the type of potato or onion matter? I used grated russet (starchy) potato rather than waxy potato. Incidentally, this was delicious with last night's spaghetti dinner, and this morning's breakfast. I'll be making it again.

@EsaK, you may find this eG Culinary Institute course helpful: All About Eggs -- Poaching. There are a few other topics around here on egg poaching, and of course we can hope that @blue_dolphin elaborates on her method.

Or bacon wrapped chicken livers, with or without the accompanying water chestnuts? It was all the rage in the US a few decades back, and I still like it - although I suspect it isn't Chinese.

I'm having trouble imagining whipping cream as an appropriate binder, but my pâté experience is limited. What about making a sauce appropriate to sloppy joes or pulled pork, then serving it with potatoes, noodles, or bread? Another possibility is to use it as a component in enchiladas.

It's true that a meal might take less time for preparation, but isn't finger/snack food more appropriate for the game? Have it set out so people - even if it's just you and DH - can go fill their plates as needed. In addition to your oh-so-difficult and time-honored dip, you could have another dip (bean dip? buffalo chicken dip?), crackers, chips, celery sticks. For more substantial fare SV ribs would work. Another idea would be buffalo wings. What about chili? Can your IP be put to use holding something warm for people to dip into at will?

Like you, I don't have a spiralizer and have been enjoying following everyone's experiences with them. I tried the zucchini spaghetti a couple of times last summer, using a peeler. I don't remember to what degree I troubled to adjust the widths. Let us know what happens if you score the zuc first; it sounds fiddly but might get the widths more even. (By any chance do you have a julienne peeler? That might be just the ticket!) FWIW the 'noodles' did cook quickly and came out well. Even the zucchini-hater in our household liked it. I didn't tell him what it was until after he gave an opinion.

I once mistook a container of frozen lemon juice for a container of frozen chicken broth. Oh my, that was a tart pilaf.

I used to very much like the Gato Negro wines that I could get in Washington State. At the time their wines ran around $3/750ml bottle at the grocery store. This was years ago, and no doubt the price has gone up, but I'd try the label again if I were to see it. I remember a red (merlot? blend?), but I think they also offered a white that we liked. Edited to add: I second kayb's recommendation of the Bota Box Pinot Grigio.

The Salton Sea: largest lake in California, important stopover for migratory birds, yet many (even nearby Southern California residents) don't know it exists. The annual Pelican Days Festival is intended to help remedy that, and by accident we arrived to camp there in time to participate. Last year's events had included a tour of the Oasis Date Gardens (who rarely offer tours) and a wagon-ride tour of another desert area that included a chuckwagon dinner. Both tours had sold out before I could sign up. This year, my hopes of a culinary education were dashed again: the tours weren't offered. The culinary fun arose from a chance meeting. I met a couple on a birding walk who had also discovered the festival by accident. Their English accents caught my ear; their lively interest and good humor held my attention. They were touring the Southwestern USA on a 3-month holiday, having rented a small camping van. They had stayed at several of the same places we had, dodging or inconvenienced by the same wet, cold effects of El Niño. We conversed a few times during the day. That evening I came home to our trailer contemplating a dinner party. I gave the trailer a long-overdue cleaning, pulled chicken from the freezer, mixed a marinade, found some things I'd been saving for a special occasion. If they didn't come over, we'd still benefit. Sometimes it takes a special incentive for me to do housework. I saw them again the next afternoon, and as we talked I hoped they were getting the same good vibe I was. "Would you like to come over for dinner with us?" I asked. "We're 2 campgrounds down." "Really?" they said, "that would be brilliant!" I asked careful questions, wondering whether I sounded considerate or neurotic. Were they vegetarians? Did they have any food allergies? Did they have problems with dogs or cats? They tended toward vegetarian meals but were not firm on it and had no issues with chicken; the rest of the answers were all 'no'. We made our plans to meet later that evening, and I gave directions to our campsite. 5:00 came, Anne and Glyn came, and Russ and I laughed when we recognized their van by its distinctive rock 'n' roll paint job, not at all what we'd expect of a rented van. We'd noticed it at Death Valley only the previous week. We poured drinks and gave a quick tour of our trailer. The grill was lit, the conversation and laughter blossomed. I have no photos of the evening. These pictures are either from previous posts or from the evening's leftovers. Dinner that night included specialty California and Minnesota items, things I'd been saving for a special occasion, and food I knew I could cook without disaster. Drinks: Shock Top beer or Tecate for those of the beer persuasion Matanzas Creek Sauvignon Blanc, nicely chilled, that I'd been saving for a special occasion Water, of course, knowing that someone had to drive later First course: Fresh green salad of good lettuce and spinach from the nearby Imperial Valley (source of much of our winter produce) and cherry tomatoes from somewhat farther south Optional garnishes of grilled artichoke hearts in olive oil; my favorite central California (Lindsay Naturals) green ripe olives; and croutons (from a bag) Vinaigrette of Meyer lemon juice, olive oil, garlic and a few herbs - for those who liked garlic and lemon Bottled Caesar dressing - for those who didn't (there were no takers) Warm sourdough bread - my garlic rosemary olive oil sourdough, along with the commercially-produced sourdough after which mine is modeled As we ate and talked, skewers of meat and vegetables were cooking on the grill outside. The main course: Boneless, skinless chicken thigh meat grilled after marinating in yogurt with spices, loosely based on @Shel_B's recipe Grilled red bell pepper and onion more bread Pilaf using some of last summer's wild rice (photo shows fresh package and leftovers from the party) Dessert: Medjool dates filled with walnuts, purchased recently and saved for a special occasion Coffee brewed in the Keurig pod coffee-maker I'd given my darling for Christmas (for the first time I appreciated its value: each of us could pick a flavor) Chenin blanc, or cognac, or coffee spiked if people wished The conversation flowed as freely as the food; it's a gauge of fun that our evening started at 5 p.m. and went something past 11. When they left, one forgot a sweater - which gave me a reason to go visit the next day without seeming a pest. What could have been a short visit lasted easily another half hour. We've all moved on to different locations, but we may be able to connect again before they return home. If not - well, we have an invitation to Devon! There's a certain social risk involved in having strangers over for dinner. Suppose you don't like each other after all? Suppose they don't like the food, or someone has an unexpected allergic reaction, or a violent disagreement breaks out over the pronunciation of 'tomato'? Isolation is even easier during extended travels like ours: faces pass by, yet connections are rare. I'm glad we didn't let those 'supposes' keep us from a fun evening and a new friendship.

It seems to me that good scallops are a bit on the sweet side. I love it when I can get them fresh and fairly dry. Yours look nicely seared and cooked perfectly.

@shain, I rarely bake sweets but I would like to add that lemon-mandarin pound cake to my repertoire; it looks like just the thing for my next dinner party. Is that a recipe you can share?

It sounds like you've already sent it in, so the discussion is moot, but I would also have said "go for it". The essays didn't strike me as especially daunting; on the other hand, I missed those 'glaring concerns' that Shalmanese caught, so his eye seems better than mine. Do please keep informing us to the extent that you can. This is a fascinating process.

I had quite forgotten this topic, @Rebel Rose. Thanks for bringing it back up. I happen to be in southwestern USA desert at present, and am likely to have opportunities to draw inspiration here.

I'd never seen one like this, either. I may have to try one - at $9.99 (I didn't check shipping costs) it looks worth trying.

@HungryChris, how do you reheat your home fries? Is the texture the same after reheating as when fresh out of the pan?

Chicken Enchilada Pasta sounds a bit like cognitive dissonance to me, @ElsieD. It looks good. Did you like it enough to make it again? What were the ingredients?

I see what you mean about the difference. I use King Arthur unbleached bread flour, but its protein content is stated as 12.7%. That 0.7% difference may not seem like much, but combined with technique and hydration differences it might be huge.