The Rules: What Everyone Should Know

[Busboy]

#974: Make sure the beer can is empty before you put your cigarette out in it.  Someone (you!) may still be drinking it.

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Ugh! A lesson learned the hard way!

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I wish I could say that all it takes is once to learn that one.

--DW

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The only way to avoid it is to train yourself and your friends to reflexively crush (OK, dent, I could never crush them) the can as soon as they finish off the beer, and drink only from the unmolested cans. And check anyway.

[JPW]

The only way to avoid it is to train yourself and your friends to reflexively crush (OK, dent, I could never crush them) the can as soon as they finish off the beer, and drink only from the unmolested cans.  And check anyway.

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Rule #876 - Friends don't let friends drink beer out of cans (unless 100% unavoidable)

[jsolomon]

Rule #877 Flaming drinks rarely impress the opposite sex.

[Busboy]

The Queneau's additional rules:

(1) Any drink in a strip joint will invariably taste of tanning lotion.

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You're doing it wrong! Drink it out of the glass, not her navel!

Edited October 23, 2004 by Busboy (log)

[Busboy]

The only way to avoid it is to train yourself and your friends to reflexively crush (OK, dent, I could never crush them) the can as soon as they finish off the beer, and drink only from the unmolested cans.  And check anyway.

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Rule #876 - Friends don't let friends drink beer out of cans (unless 100% unavoidable)

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You have to remember the days when you were young and poor. When that $5.99 case of Iron City -- as opposed to the $5.99 6-pack of Heiniken -- was all you can afford.

Never forget the lessons of poverty...lest you have to learn over again.

[JAZ]

Rule #111: Any vodka drink worth drinking is worth drinking with gin.

["T"]

If it's bigger than your head don't eat it.

Also applies to beverages.

Sorry, I'm drunk.

[fatdeko]

Rule # 1918.2004 Just like in Baseball, where the tie goes to the runner, dividends go to the drinker.

(How 'bout them Sox?)

Myers

[WoodleyGrrl]

Rule: Watching you break the "all time most beer drunk in a single sitting record" set by you and your buddies in college does not impress the ladies.