Today, I took possession of these.
Three butter cutters. Now, you may be asking why I have three of the things. Well, I thought I'd take up butter cutting as a fetish, just to see how that works out. Or I bought them online and there was a minimum order of three.
Some lucky souls will be getting one each for Christmas.
Now I just need some butter! I'm right out and it's too hot to to risk it taking three days or longer to get here.
I think I just failed the butter cutting fetishist's entrance exam!