Another horror story is these.
If you agree that fish and cheese make a diabolical pairing, then look away. In fact, even if you disagreee, it might be best to look away, anyway.
The two in the centre are labelled as 'Fish and Cheese Sausages". The fish is line-caught surimi from unpolluted crystal clear waters in a secret exotic location, The cheese is well-matured, artisan, industrial paste. They are marketed at children and idiots.
The other two wrapped in the yellowish condoms are just the fish. In fact both sausages are the same color - a delicately subtle shade of vacuity. The slightly smaller one is the fish and cheese.
