Went to Tsukiji for breakfast, @kayb!
After tearing myself away from my Beloved - the massage chair in my hotel room -
- I wandered off to the fish market for an uni donburi (raw sea urchin on a bowl of sushi rice) and some grilled crab.
Didn't stay all that long because I've been to the market many times before, so walked around to Hamarikyu Gardens to see if any cherry or plum blossoms were out yet; only these punters.
Caught a river boat to Asakusa and then slowly made my way back to the hotel for a giant, marathon nap and a simple dinner of tempura and cold soba with wasabi, green onion and dipping sauce.
Then I walked the streets for a bit before coming across this place, going in to which seemed like a perfectly terrible idea, so of course I did.
Since I am nothing if not an Everyday Lady, I spent a very fun hour here making them seriously regret their marketing choices.