The point, the nib, the jist (if you will) under present question is... it's just a non-stick thin thing instead of the sturdy vented and cursively-capped or some such monster cast in iron that startled my imagination into new paths, now so cruelly blockaded and stopped off at the throat by the pale image of yon non-stick thinnyness of aforementioned thing. And also: 4 potatoes. Just 4? Further, m'lords and ladies. Had they non-stick thin things in the 1880s? I say to this nay, a thousand (more or less) times nay. Surely, surely, surely Shirley--I mean, Suzanne--this cannot be what these crisp yet fluffy dreams fall down to and expire as. Surely, surely... /death throes, exeunt stage left