Silly TN Generator

[Carolyn Tillie]

From Squeat's Wine on the Web thread, a tasting notes generator that is downright hilarious on occasion.

My current favorite:

Evil almost aggressive Pinot Gris. Kicks you with raw egg, american-oaked saltine and lingering taco sauce. Drink now through Christmas.

[winesonoma]

I just had a bottle of that.

[David94928]

Meaty and sturdy Cabernet Franc. Hits you with opium, overdone smoked ham and total absence of fig newton. Drink now through 2004.

Now there's a new way to evaluate a wine - by the absence of a certain charater.

David

[jrufusj]

Overdressed and extra-ripe Rhone. Essenses of strawberry candy, desperate roasted vegetables and perceptable pear. Drink now through Tuesday.

Had to post this in honor of the recent release of the Wine Advocate Rhone issue. Other than the pear, this could describe any number of highly extracted, jammy grenaches, couldn't it?

Jim