14 minutes ago, pulledpork said:Turkey dinosaurs must be a British thing,
Well, I've been British all my long life and never heard of them.
I'm still dying to know why you want to disguise vegetables as chips*/fries. It doesn't make any sense.
*I take it you are using 'chips' in the British sense.
i still don't know why you are proposing doing this. They may be picky; that doesn't mean they are stupid.