Here's Daniel Humm at Eleven Madison Park... In the background, what, bong water?
Here're the Rocas at El Celler de Can Roca... What's that I see, Spanish bongwater?
And here's Massimo Bottura at Osteria Francescana. Italian bong water, no doubt.
And what's that in Virgilio Martinez's Central in Lima? Andean bong water!
Heston Blumethal! What's that bong water doing on Din*ner's cooktops?
Alex Atala, you Braziliam bum, what's that at D.O.M? Don't spill that on the carpet!
Don't you all know copper cookware is "not for today"?