Yes. He describes me as this way all the time. Ahem. Excuse me, Jason. When did you become a food writer? Well, I am, on this web site. Haven't you read my Spanish Brandy peice on TDG? I'm a published TECHNOLOGY writer though. On real paper, and everything. It pays a little bit better than food writing. Marginally enough for me to contribute for paying the bills for this place, so you can read the missives of REAL food writers.