My mom is a Terrible Cook. How do i list her culinary transgressions? Let me count the ways. I guess I owe the fact that I can cook to her terrible cooking. If she was a great cook, I would have no impetus to learn to cook. I've tried to forget all her bad food and love her for being my mom so let me see if I can remember what food I hated. Baked salmon with mayonaise. This dish itself wasn't so bad as the fact that she served it EVERYDAY. Probably 10 months a year. We get salmon really cheap because we lived near the Fraser River in British Columbia. Every day, she'd slice up salmon steaks, slather them in Mayonaise and bake them in the oven. Day after day, week after week, month after month. To this day, I do not eat Salmon (unless it's Gravlax). Soup. she made really really bad soup. Soup comprising of leftovers, stuff her friends gave her, whatever is cheap at the farm, really odd stuff from unknown origins. I guess her bad cooking stems not so much from lack of skill but extreme CHEAPNESS. ha ha ha. Now that I live on my own, my food budget for just MYSELF alone is double what she used to feed a family of four.