Zagat/Bonnano Crime Family Link?

[bourdain]

Michael: Are you now--or have you ever been--a member of the communist party? And what's up with the Cleveland thing? What year exactly was it that the Indians took it all?

[Michael Ruhlman]

Mr. TEEvee,

I'm glad to know you still vouchesafe to listen to the little people. Am I a communist? More to the point: why did the producers cut the scene of you Eric and Scott taking a leak on what was to become a corn and pumpkin patch across the street from the French Laundry, and, and, what were you ingesting that night that resulted in the astonishing fertility of that patch--have you seen that corn, have you seen the size of those pumpkins?

As for the Tribe, God bless em. I checked out when they shitcanned Hardgrove. Never been the same.

(Send us an email from Vietnam. And don't stop writing.)