16 minutes ago, Yiannos said:
So like, "Pardon me good sir, knowest thou where one might find a rest stop for my carriage, I have a need to beef"?
The nearest branch of Ye Olde McD's may well suffice to satisfy your urgent needs. It is said among the sages of olde that the facilities in such hostelries are purged and blessed by Druid priests every hour to prevent the spread of plague, sexual perversion and general lunacy.
I'd give the "food" a miss though! As Chaucer said "What is this *%^$?"