Proposed (by me) ban on wraps

[Dr. Teeth]

I had a most delicious wrap for lunch today...roast beef, smoked mozzarella, and yes, lettuce and tomato, but lovely crispy lettuce and fresh sweet tomato, with a little salt and pepper...  Mmmm.

I think all of you who don't like wraps should eat the damned panini (which I despise) and leave more for those of us who do like them.   

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I personally feel that you are making a mistake, that roast beef and smoked mozzarella are the golden coins with which wraps are buying your soul.

My objection to wraps is not their existence, per se. There are a large number of things - cats, greek food, Yankee fans- that I don't care for but that I don't see the need to ban or destroy. If we take such a course with wraps, however, history will condem our tolerance and mercy.

The problem with wraps is their use to those who see food, not as a comfort or as a joy, but as a fuel for the proletariat - like, say, my program director for example. In the hands of such men, the superficial appeal of the wrap that they "don't stink up the office," and "you guys don't make such a mess with these," has already allowed the wrap usurp the place long held by worthies such as pizza, chinese food and the revered "italian trough."

[Dr. Teeth]

And what's wrong with a panini? The crunch of the bread gives some texture contrast and the thing isn't loaded down with filler.

[GlorifiedRice]

And what's wrong with a panini?  The crunch of the bread gives some texture contrast and the thing isn't loaded down with filler.

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I called up Lean Cuisine and asked them why the bread in their frozen Paninis isnt healthier Whole Wheat. She read me some prewritten thanks for your suggestion

thing.