Wait. What do you mean we can't have bacon? Bacon COMPLEMENTS a good burger, but IMHO doesn't DISTRACT from the quality of said burger. Copied: I guess I'm a purist. I always cut my burger in half, take a corner bite, and if necessary dunk it in ketchup with each bite. It's kind of hard to tast the burgerieness with layers of flavors on it. If people want to order their burger with boursin, back bacon, tripe, pizza sauce, trotters, pickles, and turkey stew, that's fine, but PLEASE take your first bite plain. I'm copying this to the other thread. (I guess that was redundant...?)