[boring story alert] oh yes. i just remembered a very stoned conversation that my roommate and i had back in college. we were out of our minds, and got to talking about food. i suppose we didn't order Dominos (peppers and pepperoni) that night, as we had done pretty much every single night of sophomore year. but, he started talking about cheese sandwiches, waxing poetic actually (we were starving), and how they were "crispy and crunchy and squirt water into your mouth when you eat them." now, you see, he was talking about a cheese sandwich with iceburg lettuce. i don't eat lettuce on cheese sandwiches, so i had no idea what he was talking about. i think the conversation/argument went on for what seemed like 4 hours, with me trying to figure out how a cheese sandwich could squirt water into your mouth when you bite it, and with him not explaining what he meant all that well. iirc correctly, it wasn't until sometime junior year that we revisited that discussion, and he made it clear that he was talking about the lettuce on the cheese sandwich. we still talk about it to this day. although the conversation makes a lot more sense now. [/boring story alert]