liuzhou

Asparagus with poached egg yolk.

Minced pork stir fried with green beans, garlic, ginger, red chilli, Shaoxing wine and soy sauce. Served in wowotou (窝窝头 wō wō tóu) buns.

Definitely tomatoes. A bit under-ripe. But tomatoes. Tasty ones.

...and here it is. I hope he doesn't burn lunch while playing with his phone. Edited to add: Seems he managed to get off his phone long enough to cook successfully Here are is staff lunch. (Actually that is the next day, and a different member of staff cooked.)

Fresh 毛豆 (máo dòu) or edamame boiled in sea salted water for five minutes, drained, let cool and sprinkled with more sea salt (because they needed it).

Breakfast BLT

To cut a long story short, I had 20 minutes to prepare, cook and eat lunch. "Work is the curse of the drinking classes" © Oscar Wilde (maybe). Chopped some chicken, some oyster mushrooms, some white chillies, garlic. Doused in Shaoxing wine. Stir fried with fresh ramen noodles. Ate. Ran.

Please remember Red Corner is fiction with a capital F. I've never seen it and, having read the reviews, doubt I ever will. China is probably the safest country I've ever lived in. Or visited.

Yes. They are the fruit of the plant Ziziphus jujuba. Also known as red dates or Chinese dates. The ones we were served were lightly pickled. No connection to the American candy of the same name.

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After last night's mega-dinner, I wanted something simple tonight. Marinated some diced chicken breast with S+P, garlic, white wine. Added some white chilli and threw in the slow cooker for an hour. Boiled some spuds and stir-fried some beans. At the last minute added chopped coriander leaf to the chicken and served.

There was one open air area, but no one was using it. I was a lot more than 32!

Here is a typical wok set-up in China. This is outside a small photographer's studio near my home. Mainly passport type photos from what I can see. I spotted it this noon. Rather than close the shop / studio for lunch the woman photographer makes lunch on the street outside her place. The shop next door is a hairdressing place and the staff there (about 4) take turns each day to make lunch on a similar set-up. As do many small businesses.

The dinner in question is now at over at the Filming Dinner topic.

Me too. You get used to it. The restaurant was air-conditioned though.

Yes. It was 37ºC/98.6F and very humid. It always is here.

I sat chatting with a young woman who spoke excellent English. During the conversation she mentioned she had studied in Beijing, but then did a master's degree in St. Andrews. I was so surprised. She is the only Chinese person I know who has even heard of the place. Then I surprised her by telling her that I was born in St. Andrews. Small world, indeed. Then we noticed that two tables had been set for dinner and food had appeared from the restaurant kitchen below. Cauliflower with bacon. Braised Tofu Skin Beef with baby lotus roots Stir fried green chilli with salted black beans. Poached chicken Chicken Soup Pickled vegetables and jujubes Garlic scapes with tiny river shrimp and of course snails. The television crew descended on our table and I was presented with a bowl of Luosifen and some stewed ducks feet. I was given strict instructions not to eat any until the director said the Chinese equivalent of "Camera! Action!" This took a while, although I was permitted to sample the other goodies on offer in the meantime. Finally I was Instructed to take a mouthful of luosifen and make suitably appreciative noises. I was given the go-ahead and dived in. Three second later the director shouted "Cut!" This went on three or four times until he was satisfied. Then he moved on to other people eating other dishes. Finally, he decided he was hungry and went off to join another table and we got on with enjoying our meal. I realise I was being the token foreigner again, but hey, a free dinner! Delicious and a lot of fun.

No. They are river snails.

Back upstairs, I found that a load of food ingredients had arrived and were spread out on various tables. One glance and I knew exactly what they were for. The yellowish stuff is dried tofu skin. This is formed when making tofu and the bean and water mix is heated then left to cool. This skin forms on top like skin on boiled milk, and is scooped out and dried. The box front left holds the unprocessed skin, while top right is another box of the same stuff fried. The red bag contains the other ingredient from the river. River Snails We also have: Dried rice noodles Garlic, ginger and chilli. The holy trinity of local food. Spices There were also chickens , pork and green vegetables on other tables. In a corner a large pot was bubbling away on a portable burner. It contained a bright red stock containing Meaty Pork Bones Chicken River Snails and the holy trinity, spices and pickled bamboo shoots. This is the stock for Liuzhou's signature dish - Luosifen (Snail noodles) 螺蛳粉 luó sī fěn. Dinner was almost ready.

I was going to post this in the Dinner topic, but I realised it was going to be a long story and didn't want to hijack the fine entries over there. Dinner last night was interesting, but strange. For reasons known only to themselves, the local television station decided to make a short program highlighting the local food specialities. They took over this lovely organic restaurant in a forest park area to the north of the city. We climbed up to the the third floor passing various dining rooms. until we reached this large room at the top. These people are not eating. They are working. This is apparently how many people it takes to make a short television program. Lighting people, food stylists etc. Cameramen, too. They were taking still shots at the time. It became apparent that I wasn't needed at this point, so I went for a walk around the restaurant grounds. The restaurant is right beside the river which is in itself a symbol of the city. An old name for the city was 龙城 (lóng chéng), which means Dragon City, so-called because the river is said to resemble a dragon's tail looping through the city. I don't know. My local bakery is still called Long Cheng Bakery, for example. The restaurant is at the red dot top right. I live at the blue dot in the centre. The river is also the source of the restaurant's fish and one other important ingredient that I will come to. The chickens and ducks live right beside the restaurant. As do the vegetables and the fruit. Then I went back inside to see what, if anything was happening.

Yes, I noticed it was you who asked. But don't worry, I had forgotten that I answered, too!

On page 6 indeed. To be more precise here.

Actually, I left Scotland long before Deep Fried Mars Bars. Or the Bangles.

Why do you think I left?

Please tell me that's not blueberries with the chicken!