Gee, you're having this event on a beautiful farm where they make artisinal cheese and bread. All attendees are within driving distance, enabling them to bring freshly prepared dishes. You're having a restaurant cook your pig. But you ain't got no stinkin' t-shirts!!! And you don't have people coming from England, Canada, Maine, Texas, Chicago and several other states!!! I'm just envious, as I'm working today, just so I can go to NY with a clear conscience. I expect a shitload of pictures, people!!!