While on the internet today, I discovered that I can have live donkeys delivered to my home! As you do.
I quite fancy getting a couple to keep in my spare bedroom (to keep the ostriches company). How I'll get them up to the 6th floor of my apartment building is a mystery. I don't think they'll fit in the escalator.
No. 6 looks meaty.
P.S. They come with a free hay cutter. I'll have to source some hay, too.