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  1. I have to admit, my beloved Auntie isn't a very good cook. But bless her...she thinks she is. So we humor her when she brings out a baked ziti--the cheesy topping hard as a brown, shiny linoleum floor; her baked breaded chicken breasts that you could bounce into the next town (cut from the joke rubber chickens....) and her odd desserts (Proudly: "I didn't have sour cream....so I used mayonnaise :biggrin: !") Some other treats:

    Soup with left-over egg-salad in it. :blink:

    Braised turkey neck (frozen since Thanksgiving....1976?) with pasta

    Meatballs on toothpicks, floating in a sauce made with grape jelly, and a can of Hormel Chili :sad:

    Cookies and cakes she makes MONTHS ahead of time and keeps in tins and insists they are fresh. :unsure:

    I love her dearly...but... :shock:. My cousin, her daughter, is a fairly good " from recipes only" cook, but serves no variety when she entertains. If one dish has a cream-based sauce...then all the other dishes on the buffet have cream sauces. And it's all 50's type foods. She makes this GAWD-awful brunch strata with cheddar cheese and sausage links. She always cooks it at too high a temperature, and for too long. The center of the thing is always raw, and the sausages stick up..proudly erect....from the upper layer of bread. :blink: Lord...it's a mess! :laugh: So...what's the worst food you've been served? Who's the worst cook in your family?

  2. Zilla, don't take it personally.

    It's just ignorant customers who have not eaten in decent restaurants often enough to know that they can trust the kitchen staff to make food properly

    :blink: If I am at a REALLY swanky place, I will not ask for my salad with dressing on the side because I think in that environment, it would be very tacky and nearly very bad manners to be scooping/dipping my own dressing onto my greens. If I am at a relaxed and fun Steak House type place with my pals, or out at another casual place, or watching my waist line for that matter, I will ask that my blue cheese be put on the side.

  3. no steak should go out below that temp...it just isn't "safe"...

    I can't really agree with that totally. If you're talking about e coli contamination, that usually happens in rare ground beef. The outside of a steak has been seared or cooked long enough to kill any bugs. The bacteria really can't infiltrate the inner portion of the steak. As for any other bugs, I can't really say. But cooking a steak to the same recommended internal temp of 160-165 for ground beef (killing e coli, etc.) would surely ruin it. I don't like eating luggage.

  4. I ordered this prawn thing Prawns in tomato sauce appetizer for $18, there were four prawns only. It was good, but 4.50 a prawn in my books is a little high,

    That $18 wasn't just for the prawns though. It was for the sauce on the prawns, the salary of the people who prepared the prawns....

  5. "Improperly cooked" may well be entirely subjective or a matter of regional, or other, differences.

    The topic is about why we send food back. So my term "improperly cooked" means "improperly cooked....for me." :wink:

  6. Tomorrow they are going out for Mother's Day to Outback. It's my daughter's favorite restaurant so it's her day, not mine. Crowds, plus eating a big meal at noon when I'm never hungry, plus not liking the restaurant, plus getting up about 3 hours before I usually do. Such a treat. She bought me a gardenia plant, which I love, but it has bugs on it. Do I see a pattern here?

    They better hold you back when the waitron comes and *sits next to you* all cozy-like, and rubs your back and gets all "Hi Mama's Day Lady!! My Name Is TAD And I'll Be Your Server Today!!! :biggrin: " on you! :raz:

  7. I have a lot of issues with Ruth Reichl and her two books of "memoir."  And I'm not the only one who is bothered by her journastic moral lapses of making stuff up. Her recipes are good, but take everything else she says with a rock of salt.

    I am always suspect of authors who remember verbatim conversation that happened 30 years ago....but I enjoyed her first book. How does one know her writing is mostly fiction anyway? Have you insider information? I think most of us M.F.K. fans can say that her writings contain a great deal of inconsistencies and....imagination. But I don't get snippy about it. I accept it. :raz:

  8. "The Art of Eating," by M.F.K. Fisher.  Just stunning.  Of exceptional historical interest, and some of the best writing and philosophizing about good cooking I've ever read.

    Welcome to the world of M.F.K.! Don't stop here....read them ALL. Even her non-food books. I recommend "Last House" and "Among Friends." Then you'll need to read all the stuff written about her. http://www.mfkfisher.com/friends.htm I read all the non-fiction food books I can get my hands on. Tender At The Bone by Ruth Reichel is about to come out for a second read. I also enjoyed Pepin's new book. There's the Julia biography, too that I loved Appetite For Life.

  9. I send food back if it's improperly cooked or otherwise flawed. Some examples:

    Raw broiled chicken...bloody at the bone. Sent it back 3 times for more cooking. Manager came out and said it was perfectly cooked. They gave it to me for free. After I squawked. :blink:

    Salmon arrived raw in center. If I want sushi, I'll order it. Sent it back. Got it cooked right.

    Pesto on a piece of fish that was all GRIT. No one could have tasted that sauce and not got a mouthful of sand. Sent THAT back. Got free dessert.

    Chicken Parm that was undercooked and spongy in texture...at a *nice* restaurant. Sent THAT back for more fire. Got free dessert!

    I am jinxed when it comes to dining out. :sad: Something usually goes way wrong! :wacko:

  10. Speaking of TV ads - remember Anna Maria Alberghetti and that whole Good Seasons thing? Never thought about it before, but what a scam! You pay your money for their special bottle and their packets of stuff... and then you have to put together the oil and vinegar yourself anyway... so you're paying them for the privilege of making your own dressing. Now there was a piece of marketing that really understood its target audience! Women back then didn't want to be told that they could just make their own fresh from scratch - too scary - but they did want to give themselves and others the impression that they did so. So they totally bought into the deal. Such a business! Is this a great country or what!

    Oh sure I remember her...and Good Seasons. I love that stuff! So "garlicky" and almost overly Good Seasoned. :raz: Matter of fact, I haven't bought it in years and I have a hankering since you mentioned it. You can just buy the packets now sans cruet (with the lines to tell you how much oil, vinegar and...water to add).

    Anna Maria Alberghetti

    ".....in a taxi, honey...!"

    :laugh:

  11. Are they afraid the salad composer doesn't know how to properly dress a salad? Afraid there will be too much dressing? Too little? Afraid they won't like the taste of the dressing?

    Yes.

    It makes my job a bit more time-consuming because we (being a white-tablecloth joint) don't simply perch the ramekin of dressing on the side of your salad serving dish, touching the lettuce (yuck) - so it requires two hands to carry a salad rather than one. 

    Oh please....you're there to please the customer, not to save yourself steps. :raz:

  12. Yes, mayo with anything---keep that stuff COLD... the worst real live food poison I have experienced was from a Mayo-seafood salad in Vegas. I spent two days in hospital while everyone else partied...It's getting on picnic time, so keep that tater salad on ice!! Bring a bigger bowl, and keep the salads cold-please!

    Edit to add, a bigger bowl with ice in it, and the salad embedded in that! DUH...

    You sure the mayo got you? Sure it wasn't the actual seafood involved? Mayo gets a bad rap at times.

    Interesting Stuff Here On Mayo

    and:

    More....

  13. I've mentioned this (admitted this?) in another thread, but I was recently charged for "red cabbage" when what was in the bag was actually raddicchio. Didn't catch that until I saw the receipt at home. Not to sound like Saint Pickles of ShopRite :rolleyes: ... but I usually catch the error and correct them. Sometimes it isn't even in my favor. I'll say "That's not spinach...it's swiss chard!" And then the swiss chard is a buck more a pound! :hmmm: The kids at the check-out have held up cabbages and asked me what kind of vegetable it is. And I have been charged for leeks when buying scallions, and usually get charged for vidalia onions when I am getting just plain ol' yellow onions. I know it's not ethical for me to keep the items for which I have been undercharged, but I have been overcharged for many items at ShopRite at times, too. I look at all those kids eating "free" donuts and cookies that their Moms get for them while shopping and never pay for, and I feel pretty snarky and smug when I eat my raddicchio salad. :biggrin: My justification for my "actions" is that these people should really know what they are selling, and it's not my fault if every so often I benefit because they don't. :biggrin:

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