elyse

I find the smaller the morsel, the harder to chew. Not that I'm advocating you eat ravioli, or anything.... Glad to hear you're on the mend!

I'ver had the oddest craving, and you're all going to think I'm a freak. For the last bunch of years, I've been craving fried eggs. Sunnyside up, I suppose. Eggs make me vomit, so I haven't sated this craving. Sorry for the graphics.

What the hell is wrong with America?

I'm always slightly offended when the barman asks me if I want a glass.

What the hell?

Yum.

About the same. Odd things that I have never had a craving for, or never even eaten. Can't think of one at the mo.

This happens to me, but I usually don't satisfy the craving. I just forget about it in a few days.

luckily it's just as long and bushy in the front too. Yeah, I didn't notice anything in person. It must just be the photo. tommy's pretty.

eMullet.com tommy, you actually DO look like you're sportin a mullet. I can't think this is funny.

This may be a fabulously stupid question, but a Cake Mix Doctor cake can't be made from scratch, right? You start with store bought cake mix.. and doctor it?

I went through it getting eating alone ideas! Bread, gooey cheese and lime pickle followed by chocolate. Make that into a sandwich and you've got it right.

I do absolutely nothing, ad survive quite well in emergencies.

I can bring you ... wait a second... you'll purchase Capn' Crunch IF I bring you a present? Only if you buy me a beer.

Interesting. I've read most of it without a horrified look.

This may be obvious, but everyone should rotate their emergency kits for things that have a shelf life, like meds, canned foods, and batteries. They will all spoil in time.

You were looking for a bald guy with a monacle, right? Howdju know?

Dude, you're an adult. Go buy some!

I didn't say I had them at home.

My first couple of years were at RISD which had a culinary department, but you couldn't tell. Freshmen had to be on the full meal plan, and there was NO cooking allowed in the dorms. They never found my toasteroven. I used to take a plastic container to the refectory, put it in my lap, and dump my second helpings into my lap. I got lots of stares. "Stealing" food was strictly prohibited, but I never got caught. We never had all the fun stuff you people are talking about. I don't think we had ice cream or pizza or chili. I think we only had cereal in the morning. What tommy and Mark said. Mmmmm crunchberries! Are they multi-colored now?

Are you saying the chocolate would feel slimy in my fingers? It seemed perfectly dry and chocolate like before I put it in my mouth. While I was chewing, it felt slimy on my tongue and palate. Cheeks. Gums. Under-tongue. Uvula.

i drink less *wine* when i'm drinking better wine. no doubt about it. otherwise i just dump it down my throat, hoping to avoid my mouth.

Very good.