elyse

Akk! What happened to the glass?

You are such a pussy. I am so going to get deleted.

Can someone just say the damn word?

did he? regardless, all ass is most certainly not created equal. but i want to try these pringles now for sure.

Suzanne, my hero.

but elyse, if special ed is a guy, and he says he knows what ass tastes like, my assumption would be that he's familiar with a woman. so the other side wouldn't be a dick, as you say. unless ed has been to prison, in which case all bets are off and i don't have a dog in this race. BUT, if Special Ed know the taste of ass from a woman, would he really use it in a derogatory way?

but elyse, if special ed is a guy, and he says he knows what ass tastes like, my assumption would be that he's familiar with a woman. so the other side wouldn't be a dick, as you say. unless ed has been to prison, in which case all bets are off and i don't have a dog in this race. Oh shut up.

I do a milk roux mixture over macaroni, with shredded cheese layered through.

Jason, you have no idea how tame I'm being.

and on the flip side, nuoc cham smells like, well, the other side, on your fingers. What is nuoc cham? And what exactly is "the other side?" elyse, do you find that you pretty much don't understand anything? Well, since Special Ed's a guy, and tommy is a guy, the other side would be dick in my book. Can I say that here? And I wanted to know why these two guys who I thought were straight boys thought this stuff tasted like dick. Fair? And fish sauce? How the hell would I know the foreign names of fish sauce? tommy's a pain in the other side of nuoc cham.

Quesadilla with cheddar and mango salsa.

A few days before and a few days after are fine. The eve, and the day are when people have to be with their fucking families.

and on the flip side, nuoc cham smells like, well, the other side, on your fingers. What is nuoc cham? And what exactly is "the other side?"

What she said.

And your point is?

I'm Christmas Eve, dude. It sucks. I have a good friend from high school who was born on Dec. 29th. She hated her birthday being so close to Christmas because everyone just lumped the two occasions together. Her birthday never was the big deal it was supposed to be. Imagine having birthday parties and nobody coming. The 29th is a fucking dream date.

Kristen, I would have eaten it! One of my favorite additions is sage.

I'm Christmas Eve, dude. It sucks.

True, true.

I definitely listen to my body's cravings, but eggs? No way.

That is precisely what I mean. Good on ya! So, what exactly is wrong with corn dogs?

I just toasted a blueberry muffin (which I made) and it came out of the toasteroven tasting like pork. I did burn it a little, but I don't put pork in my toasteroven. Another time, I ordered creme brulee, and it tasted like chicken fat. Anyone get surprise tastes like this?

I am already disappointed by the pensive wine.