I'm waiting to get flamed but I see things differently. I break the food celebs into good informational content/food, good entertainment, both, and neither. GOOD CONTENT/FOOD Chris Kimball/America's Test Kitchen: Kinda dry, not a lot of eye candy but well researched topics, good recipes, excellent lessons in technique. GOOD ENTERTAINMENT Julia Child: For the era, she was entertaining and, obviously a pioneer in food television. However, her food didn't look that good and her technique wasn't either. Giada/Sandra Lee: Eye candy. I like the cleavage of Giada and low hanging breasts of SL (means they're real). Anthony Bourdain: He just has a way with words and he does a lot of interesting shit. Original Iron Chef: Great theater. Funky food and ingredients. Great show. Jaimie Oliver: Enthusiastic. Some of his food looks only so-so. BOTH Alton Brown: I like his schtick and his food is good. Pepin: He's the best. Mario Batali: His food looks terrific and he's very knowledgable about Italian food and culture. Bravo. NEITHER/I DON'T LIKE Emeril: Irritating schtick and fans. Bobby Flay: Food looks good but he seems like a dick. UNFAIRLY FLAMED ON THESE BOARDS Rachel Ray: C'mon, she's not the most knowledgeable and some of her mannerisms are irritating. However, the concept of her 30 minute meals is good and her food looks good too. RE: the bad tipping. I know that lots of eGullet posters are in the biz so it strikes a raw nerve. However, anyone knows that the crappy tips are just so she can make her budget.