GREAT THREAD! have lived on UWS for 22yrs. the following are my own personal observations, & NOT meant to insult anyone. one other caveat: tendency to prefer french; therefore, comments have that bias: also, UWS to me is w70 cafe lux - to - w97 alouette as to the ones mentioned being crowded, uws'er's also pack benny's burrito!!?? picholine, jean george, not really considered part of UWS & too formal for this thread. as an aside, t. brennan's steakhouse experiment in midtown east closed due to obscene price gouging, & artisanal is not the brasserie it should be. could not agree with felonious more! however, when i asked my favorite upper e. side bistro, quartorze bis, why he did not open on UWS: no business lunch crowd; UWS'er's too cheap to CONSISTENTLY support more upscale restaurants/bistros, i.e., could not get the price needed to offer the type of food, decor, service, ambience; no respect for semi-casual eating, i.e., shorts & sneakers vs. reasonable decent dress; uws'er's tendency to bring young kids without proper supervision. and, no Virginia, we can't have a balthazar or pastis on the UWS, or even an orsay, payard, la goulue, ferrier, or l'absinthe. BUT, couldn't we have a place like a jules, le pere pinard, jacque's bistro, le bateau ivre, le clown, montparnasse, provence, jubilee, bar six, quartorze bis, bistrot margot, raoul's, or even a les halles???????????????? HOW DOES THE UWS ATTRACT A RESTAURANTEUR WHO CAN MAKE US WANT TO GO THERE 2-3X PER WEEK?? just like the very successful ones on the e. side & downtown that everyone here wants. although one may quibble, the observations re: the UWS continue to ring true! on other threads or other venues, there have been numerous comments about lack of dress respect for the better restaurants, ex. ouest; i have sat next to obnoxious parents with obnoxious kids at SQC, jesus!!; in the uws "destination" restaurants, many more from outside UWS. so the comments DO ring true - UWS dominated by families looking to go out with their kids (nothing wrong), but these are not the habitues of the restaurants we claim we want or of the restaurants we most like. re: the restaurants: CAFE LUX: a destination regardless of the lack of food or wine quality. comments from others are all true. average food at above average prices, hi wine prices for below average wines, absentee ownership (keith mcnally's ex who only comes in to collect the money). as long as pacino, neeson/richardson, halberstram, conan, robin, spielberg, fashionistas, etc, etc, etc come in reguarly, it will remain. of all the restaurants on the UWS, cafe lux clearly has the most "buzz", therefore, the most fun!! long on ambience, short on everything else. could go 2x/wk due to its convenient location (to us) IF the bar wasn't so crowded, in spite of the food!!! COMPASS: too cold & not fun vs cafe lux. the food? ever since neil amis (sic?) left, not as well thought of. takes itself too serious, plus the help can be obnoxious. 'CESCA: lovely, & great bar area. but the bar menu offerings are very small with amazing high prices; therefore, don't ever consider anymore, the wines are italian (duh), but amazingly high for what they are. either valenti believes his customers are stupid OR his customers are stupid i have NOT eaten in the main dining area, so unfair to comment. for me not worth the wait or the too far in advance reservation for what it is. OUEST: supposedly french, but not really. ill-planned bar area, food has gone downhill, unfortunately prices have not. * too many partners with valenti's % relatively small; therefore, HIS risk is proportionately too small too care, even though he makes a big deal out of "helping the 'hood"?? NICE MATIN: part of a chainlet of so-called french bistros around manhattan: french roast, l'express, marseille, pigalle (actually the most authentic, & the best, unfortunately in a day's inn!!??), le monde, & 1 or 2 others i have forgotten. who designed nice matin?? he must have been on drugs OR has never been to France. couldn't wait for it to open, but somebody forgot to tell everyone associated with the restaurant, this was supposed to be the one that is upscale!!! badly designed bar, food average, ambience terrible. amazing with such a fabulous location!! can't wait for keith to take over????? @SQC: i just don't know! have eaten several times, always enjoyable, but no real ambience, that is simply MY impression. good place for the yuppie crowd. HOWEVER, mon nites are a steal: regular menu, but ALL wines 1/2 price!!! so that makes them at least reasonable AIX: when did didier virot decide what people should eat?? his previous restaurant went bankrupt based on this concept!! the combinations are simply too cute, too fusional, too early '90's. prices are high, but whose aren't? on the other hand, the food, if one likes a egotiste as chef, is good, just prefer the more traditional fare with "some" excitement thrown occassionally. the space is fabulous, not a bad seat in the house, beautifully done, intelligent & separate bar area. too much service turnover, which began as attractive & cool, now both are not as. unfortunately, too "fancy" to be the place one goes 2x/wk. some nites good ambience, most nites not. ALOUETTE: bar area too small, tired look, no ambience, food average, but ok. not conducive to returning regularly. plus, will never forget the $5 beaujolais nouveau on the table that we were charged $28 for - only a 560% markup!!! never thought to ask, because who would have thought a cheap beaujolais nouveau would be marked up so high WITHOUT informing the unsuspecting customer?? LES ROUTIERS: small bar, tired looking, no ambience, food above average! LA MIRABELLE: no bar, love the matronly waitstaff, too bright, average age ~ 65+