I only wish I were invited to eat dinner at other people's houses. My fiance is a fabulous cook and we usually do the inviting. I can only imagine that if I were in the position of eating inedible food, I would probably start laughing uncontrollably, until crying then ask if I could go take a nap. but more likely I would eat it of course super grateful that someone for once invited us for dinner. There was a time when I was that REALLY AWFUL COOK that made food for other people. Mostly for an ex boyfriend. While visiting his parents, I decided to treat them to flour tortillas like my grandma used to make even though it had been years since I made them. I got glimpses of the trouble to come when his step mom recommended I use a glass rolling pin that you fill with water (something I had never seen before). They had a Wolf or Viking type stove with a huge griddle (also something I had never seen or used before). But I thought it would be a great improvement over the single tortilla sized comal , thinking this way I could make a few at a time. Little did I know that it would take FOREVER to heat the griddle hot enough to cook the tortillas. I tried to cook them on the griddle but it just never got hot enough, and it was getting later and later. They were all huddled around me watching me cook tortillas, meanwhile I was trying to summon my grandma's spirit. (I swear, I was waiting for her to kick in.) Anyway, at the dinner table, they were complimenting them as I was cringing. They turned out like crackers and broke in half when folded. They were so gracious that I was beginning to feel convinced that perhaps they had never even had a tortilla. After all they were nestled in the Northeast. Maybe they really thought this is how they were supposed to be. This flimsy hope couldn't save me. I wanted to climb under the table. On the train ride back home, I mentioned that I thought the tortillas were a complete failure, to which he replied, "They really sucked" which I thought was unnecessary since I was already admitting they were terrible. I thought that was the only show of rude behavior particularly because I really was trying to cook from my heart. Another time I was a worse REALLY AWFUL COOK. I was on this oatmeal kick while reading something like Fit for Life. I made it every morning and sometimes for dinner or maybe just as a snack. I wouldn't allow any syrup, brown sugar, raisins, cream or milk to be put into it. I was a fanatic oatmeal eater and it had to be just so: thick rolled oats boiled in water. It was almost like my new religion. Poor guy (this was the same boyfriend as above). I would've left me as well. So you can imagine the misery, everytime he came to visit. The mornings would begin with this joyless mush. It was during this time he just decided to split, at least there were no bad mannered complaints about my cooking. I can only thank goodness I met my current man who reintroduced the glories of bacon, butter, creme, cheese, etc. . . into my life. Since he makes such delectable foods, the only time I cook now is when I make my family recipes which he knows better than to criticize if he doesn't like them