Urgent Newsflash! Warning! Danger!
New is breaking that some deviant extra-terrestrial employed by Domino’s Pizza has decided that it would be a good idea to dump a chocolate lava cake onto what appears to be a pepperoni pizza! Available at branches in China! Obviously some terrorist plan to cause mayhem and chaos among the masses!
Fortunately for me, and the good decent people of Liuzhou, there are, as yet, no Domino’s outlets here in town. They are mainly only in the large cities, especially Shanghai.
Take suitable precautions! Biohazard suits are recommended for all humans and their pets.
P.S. I'm hoping those while things are cyanide pills to put the unwary out of their misery.
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